Our Beast From The East XI

Written by on March 2, 2018

We thought we’d put together a BEAST FROM THE EAST team that might suit this awful weather we have been having.

THE BEAST FROM THE EAST [ Fife ] XI AKA Snowbound United FC.. AKA Igloo Wanderers. [ Playing a SWEEPER system ]

1. Dorus De FREEZE or Evan Chilliams [ Celtic ]

2. Pat ICE [ formerly of Arsenal ]

3. Micky Hazard [ ex-Chelsea and Spurs ]

4. Alan SNOW Ball [ Ex-England fave..QOS also had a goalie of that name in the 1970’s ]

5. Gary CAULDWELL [ Scotland International ]

6. Bertie CAULD [ Celtic legend ]

7. Bobby 3 Barr Fire [ Raith Rovers ]

8. Michael SNOW Ball [ ex-Rangers ]

9. Dominic BLIZZARD [ ex-Watford ]

10. SNOW Miller [ ex-Aberdeen and Celtic ]

11. Robbie WINTERS [ ex- Dundee Utd and Aberdeen ]

Subs: Les Fridge [ Former Inverness CT Goalie ], Joe POLE [ ex- England International and West Ham player ], Andy COLD [ ex- Man U ], Donald bit PARKIE [ ex-Hearts ], SNOWY Barton [ man of many clubs ] and CHILLY Dodds [ ex-Rangers and Scotland ]

Manager: Davy WHITEOUT [ ex-Rangers boss ]
Assistant Manager: Ian McCAULD [ Ayr Utd ]
Coach: Stuart McCAULD [ ex-Gers and Motherwell ]

Club Motto: Simply The Vest

Club Chairman: Chill Young

Record Victory: 10-0 v Bonnyrigg FROZE

Record Defeat: 11-0 v Cowdenchatteringteeth

Mascot: Vanilla Ice

Home Ground: Beast End Park

Kit: Same strip as Iceland

Club anthems: Plougher Of Scotland and Born Slippy by the band Underworld

Celebrity fans: Coldplay and Snow Patrol, Actor and Comedian Nick Frost, Racing Driver Alain Frost, Percy Sledge [ singer ] and Jack Frost [ Australian Rules Football Player ]

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